Manic Mom's Mental Myriads

Stop by and have a laugh from Manic Mom's Mental Myriads on Motherhood, and some other stuff too, but mostly motherhood, wifehood, thoughts on writing, etc. No politics will be discussed here or geography, and I will not be solving any mathematical equations. Just some BS on whatever I feel like blogging on...

Friday, July 29, 2005

Today's A Very Symbolic Day...

A couple things of great importance have occurred on July 29 in previous years:

1. My mother was born on July 29 in 1944 and is here celebrating with us for her 61st birthday. My mother barely looks 50.

2. On July 29, one year, I was shirtless and bra-less rolling around on the floor in my bedroom with my high school boyfriend when I was caught by my younger brother, who was FIVE at the time. Imagine the scenario... I KNEW I had to tell my mother because what kind of five-year-old could keep a secret like THAT, and/or not be scarred for life!?!?

And no amount of plying him with all the candy in the world was going to keep him from saying something, from asking questions, from sharing this new-found information with his friends in kindergarten. So, I had to tell my mother, on HER birthday, that my younger brother caught Steve and me messing around and I didn't have my shirt on. Happy Birthday, Mom. And yes, my brother, who is now 25 years old still likes to bring it up.

3. Another momentous event happened on July 29. I lost my virginity on the floor in my parents' bedroom. And no, they were NOT home. And NO, it was not with the same boy from #2 above. And NO, I'm not telling you what year it was, but feel free to guess.

25 Comments:

At 12:48 PM, Blogger eatmisery said...

1987?

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger Bossy♥'s YOU said...

oh how fuuny..man I can not rememebr the year I lost it let alone the date...but I think it was 1988...I know i was 13...i know...a baby...:)

Happy b-day to mom though:)

 
At 10:26 PM, Blogger Charity said...

You hussy!!
LOL

 
At 10:55 PM, Blogger Christa said...

I know the year and the month, and that if my daughter does it at the age I did it I'll kill her (and quite possibly him too). Your memory is astonishing. Your poor husband.

 
At 10:16 AM, Blogger Marel Lecone said...

Too funny. I wouldn't be able to guess. I, myself, was such a late bloomer. I bloomed late in alot of areas--riding my bike, going on a rollercoaster, driver's license, and losing my virginity. When I was 22, two of the above happened. :) Great post!

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

Marel--I can't believe you learned to ride your bike at 22!!!
LOL!

I'll tell you all the year in a little while, want to see if there are more guesses!

 
At 12:43 PM, Blogger tommy said...

LOL...I don't think I've ever had sexy in my parents house. I'm like Marel though, I was a late bloomer....but not by choice...I just had limited game:-) when it came to the ladies

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

I think by standards back then, and definitely today, I was also a late bloomer, as I was 18, and it was the summer before I entered college. Couldn't go a virgin, now could I?

And eatmisery was absolutely right at her guess of 1987!

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger Kristen said...

I'm guessing your mother would rather have not had that stuff happen on her birthday. LOL

 
At 12:54 AM, Blogger Christa said...

I feel like such a slut. I was sixteen. UGH. But he was HOTTT! (And he was a steady boyfriend of two years, so I am exempt from hootchie status.) We had sex everywhere in my parents house, I am still in awe of the fact we never got caught. See now, me and my husband have done it in my parent's bathroom, while our son was sleeping in the guestroom and they were due to arrive any minute!!! Had we been caught, it wouldve been embarassing but not "verbotten". Sheesh. And my SIL is 33 and still a virgin. And no she is not strange, nor is she ugly.

 
At 9:51 AM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

Kristen said: I'm guessing your mother would rather have not had that stuff happen on her birthday.

Or in her bedroom! LOL

Christa--Talk about a TMI post! I think we need a blog post on the weirdest places it was ever done. I've got some interesting ones to add, and to recap the famous Newlywed Game response: "In da butt, Bob." hahahaahahah

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

OOPS, that last comment of mine sounded like I was admitting I had done it that way, which isn't the case!

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger Nancy said...

Does your mom read this blog??

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

Nance--she reads it rarely, I think, but I didn't write anything she didn't already know in this post! LOL. Your comment, "Does your mom read this blog" made me think of that old saying, "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" LOL... Besides, you've met my mother, so you know she's 'liberal'--does that mean she is blue or red? HAHAHA. I am soo politically incorrect and naive! How's book-authoring going???

 
At 2:00 PM, Blogger Christa said...

oops, sorry for the overshare.

 
At 3:03 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

I didn't mind--hey, I thought you had work to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 7:59 PM, Blogger Dorothy said...

LOL, boy do you have a good memory! I remember I was seventeen and hated it! I grew to like it somewhat after that. *vbg*

 
At 9:32 PM, Anonymous #1 first cunt. said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

 
At 9:52 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

I hope you keep your promise, cunt.

 
At 10:25 PM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

Oh, yeah, and c#nt, if you can't stay away, go back to Conversations to read my reply. Thanks babe.

 
At 8:07 AM, Blogger tommy said...

OMG, what occurred in those last 3 comments to initiate the use of the "C" word? Inquiring minds want to know:-)

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

Tommy--I'm not your usual foul-mouthed gal, but over at Conversations With Famous People I apparently annoyed some people by my (what I thought were) humorous comments. So, one poster called herself, I'm guessing, #1 C#nt when she posted some mean things about me. If you want to read the debacle (correct word?) about Manic Mom go to www.conversationsfamouspeople.com and scroll down to the post with Britney, Kevin and Jamie Lynn--read those comments. There are some people out there who do not like the Manic one.

 
At 9:36 AM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

In fact, here is the comment I originally removed from my comment page from a reader less than happy with Manic:
#1 first cunt. said...
Hey Manic, do the world a favor and quit your childish bullshit over at Conversations. Making up new nics to validate a behavior is childish to say the least, and since I am only one of the few people I've seen trashing you, it's safe to say you're annoying a lot of people for no good reason.

You are boring and inane. Go away. I will, in turn, not come back here, scouts honor.


So you see, I was not calling someone that terrible C word--obviously that person calls herself that because that is who she is; I was merely addressing her!

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

Oops, the MM bashing can be found under the post of Cameron Diaz (not Brit and posse) wearing that ugly golf sweater and absolutely no makeup over at conversations...

 
At 5:20 PM, Anonymous Joel said...

I went to that tabloid blog site and read all the crap they said about you. UNFAIR! I can't stand anonymous bashing... total cowardice crap.

Anyway! I read all the way to the end, and couldn't help but notice the talk of penis molds. funny thing is, I think there's a company that actually does that, though I'm too afraid to actually do enough research to find out if I'm right. I think I saw it on HBO's Real Sex or something.

Ah screw it! I researched it: http://www.makeyourowndildo.com/

Be warned... there is male nudity... I don't think you'd care, but I had to say it just in case.

Also, I've been reading your blog all day instead of working! It's a riot. So, if I get fired, just know that I will only blame you a little bit :)

 

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