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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Family Dinner Conversation

This Is Another True Story:

Dinner tonight: Diva eating a bowl of Cookie Crisps, and Tukey and Ajers were splitting a grilled cheese panini.

Their Conversation:

Diva: "When you were at J's house, did you watch Hooker Man again?"

Ajers and Mom: "Bwaah Haaa! It's not Hooker Man, it's Anchor Man!"

Ajers: "You know, that movie should be rated R because it has the F-word in it."

Diva: "I don't even know what the F-word is. I just say 'F-Word'."

Everybody is quiet for a moment.

Ajers: "I know what it is!"

Me: "Well, we never say it, and we never discuss it outside of our home, okay guys!"

Diva: "I still don't know what it is. But Ajers says it rhymes with Duck."

Three-year-old Tukey: "Fuck."

Do you know how hard it is to not bust out laughing at a three-year-old saying the F-word? Very, very hard. And you know, if they catch you laughing, you're fucked.

9 Comments:

At 11:13 PM, Blogger The Dummy said...

And that's when I say Where did you learn such shitty language? :)

 
At 12:08 AM, Blogger Marel Lecone said...

Very funny. I swear these kids . . . too funny.

 
At 12:25 AM, Blogger Manic Mom said...

DD, don't you mean, "Who the fuck taught you such shitty language?"

And then Tukey did ask me today: Is "Shatting" a bad word?... He's on to us--not your average three-year-old

 
At 12:45 AM, Blogger The Dummy said...

LOL - I like your version better! :)

 
At 3:44 AM, Blogger Yoga Korunta said...

Language changes. When I was a child this issue did not occur.

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger Christa said...

or like my son, who told my husband to "quit saying 'shit'".
Steph, I no longer seem to have your email address... I did away with AOL and apparently lost all my emails, including what you sent of 40 weeks. I was up to her bedrest period. Please send more!!! my new address is christa@cryingbaby.net .

 
At 11:29 AM, Blogger Charity said...

LOL When Tay was 2 my little sister decided that it would be cute to teach her how to say bitch. I came home from work and when I walked in Tay was walking around saying bitch bitch bitch you hear me?

My sister ran for her life!

 
At 2:07 PM, Blogger devon said...

One time 4 yr old Trevor said someone was "stupid" and I mentioned that wasn't a very nice word and he responds "But mommy, I did't say shit or fuck". I had to give him a little credit! heehee

 
At 6:08 PM, Blogger Gloss This said...

"But mommy, I did't say shit or fuck".

Oh my! That is hilarious!

 

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