Family Dinner Conversation
This Is Another True Story:
Dinner tonight: Diva eating a bowl of Cookie Crisps, and Tukey and Ajers were splitting a grilled cheese panini.
Their Conversation:
Diva: "When you were at J's house, did you watch Hooker Man again?"
Ajers and Mom: "Bwaah Haaa! It's not Hooker Man, it's Anchor Man!"
Ajers: "You know, that movie should be rated R because it has the F-word in it."
Diva: "I don't even know what the F-word is. I just say 'F-Word'."
Everybody is quiet for a moment.
Ajers: "I know what it is!"
Me: "Well, we never say it, and we never discuss it outside of our home, okay guys!"
Diva: "I still don't know what it is. But Ajers says it rhymes with Duck."
Three-year-old Tukey: "Fuck."
Do you know how hard it is to not bust out laughing at a three-year-old saying the F-word? Very, very hard. And you know, if they catch you laughing, you're fucked.
posted by MaNiC MoMMy™ @ 8:56 PM
5 Comments:
And that's when I say Where did you learn such shitty language? :)
Very funny. I swear these kids . . . too funny.
LOL - I like your version better! :)
Language changes. When I was a child this issue did not occur.
or like my son, who told my husband to "quit saying 'shit'".
Steph, I no longer seem to have your email address... I did away with AOL and apparently lost all my emails, including what you sent of 40 weeks. I was up to her bedrest period. Please send more!!! my new address is christa@cryingbaby.net .
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