I Have:

...Eaten crap, if you consider turkey and cheese, a part of a PB&J, and some diet-friendly chips crap, which I do because all I wanted to eat was some fiber-filling granola and a Boston Cream Pie flavored light yogurt.

Procrastinated. See what I've done today? Not much. Well, I did do my four-mile walk with R. I have done two-to-three loads of laundry. I have done an hour's worth of legit work in which I will be paid for from my Internet Employer. I have talked on the phone, checked email, read blogs, written blogs, responded to emails, written emails, posted on the Yahoo Chick Lit site, commented on blogs... this cannot be considered work.

I Have Not Yelled At Kids Really All That Much.

More later, as I will surely continue to procrastinate.