I've Cracked the Code
Today--devouring handfuls of Toll House Chocolate Chips.
June 4 entry. May 4 entry. April 5 entry. And take a look at the Titles of each entry. They are all revolving around either CRABBY, PMS, I'M A BITCH, etc.
It's ALL coming together now. I've decoded the pattern.
6 Comments:
lol...i have the same pattern too...:)
Guess what? I got so angry with my husband back in February. I couldn't take it for one more second. I gave him the ultimatum "shape up or ship out". He decided to ship out.
The next day, I got my first period since my baby was born.
What I'm saying is that I can blame my divorce on PMS.
All the same...I'm glad I got rid of that bastard!!!
I'll act like I don't know you on those days. ;)
Your blog is abso-fucking-lutely hilarious....
Thank you for making my time in front of my customized pink rhinestone covered I-Mac so very much sweeter.....
Try trashy magazines and a vodkatini for PMS, always works for me.... throwing darts at photos of Lindsay Lohan always works too
Christina--are we on the same cycle too?
WAM2--good for you for shipping the bastard out! That takes guts!
DD--You can't act like you don't know me and love me... we're kindred spirits! ; )
EVJ--I'm honored, really, that you enjoy my blog! I want to see your customized iMac, and when we have our vodkatinis together, can we also throw darts at Paris???? How fun!
Chocolate, McDonald's fries, and cigarettes=PMS for me!
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