Still Pissy...

...and hungover. I hate this new template, and am trying to still figure out how to fix my old one so this will have to do in the meantime.

Off to the pool, where I will sink into a chair and close my eyes and hope the lifeguards will be watching the children, because, that's their job, right?

More later, where I will be blogging about "The Girls of Pornwood," (You all rock!) St. Charles, Illinois, and some fun bars that involved a little bit of female toe-sucking, temporary tattoos on breasts and slow-dancing with some guy named Bo.

I bet the Desperate Housewives never have this much fun!