Too Freaking Cool!
I'm working my way through a migraine, probably because I am scrubbing this house into a frenzy and am delirious with the fumes from the Carpet Fresh, Pledge Wipes, Clorox Wipes, Lysol Toilet Bowl Cleaner... but, alas, my close gal pals from Philly are arriving TONIGHT: Stacy, Julie, Kelly, Erica and Di, and we are going to tear it up Ferris Beuhler style in the city! So, I just had to clean the house, right?
Anyway, NOT MY ORIGINAL POINT. This is:
Go to Ex-Girlfriends Revenge and laugh your ass off. She has posted an Ex of mine, and some of you readers know him as "Chams The Man" from Freshman year in college. Ex-Girlfriend took some of the privvy info I willingly gave her and came up with a dossier (sp?) that suits him PERFECTLY!
If you're a woman (OR HEY, EVEN A MAN!) and you've been jilted (and who hasn't?), send your info to Ex-Girlfriends Revenge and she can put together a nice little post about your Ex. She's very accurate, by the way, especially about how Daytona Boy was less than ... well, you'll just have to go read about it at Ex-Girlfriends Revenge!
Oh, and I'm still working on the list of sites that I'll be posting from the recent post... but that'll have to wait until my crazy all-girls-all-food-all-drinks-all-fun weekend in Chicago, where Stacy has already promised me she will let me get Fun-Stephie-Drunk but not Puke-Stephie-Drunk. I hope she can handle the job!
posted by MaNiC MoMMy™ @ 4:46 PM
10 Comments:
Yay! I'm glad you got a kick out of it. Bummed you had to deal with that! Anyhow, a little harmless revenge feels good... ;)
ex-gf
educated intellect favors san francisco vehemently
On my way to read it and just wanted to say have a good weekend! Remember your vow to stay fun drunk Stephanie. You don't want to ruin it girl!!
:) Have fun!
If Dad Brings Oreos Around Relay Urgently!
at least if you pass the "fun drunk" point, there'll be lots of girls there to hold your hair back from your face while you vomit.
Have fun!
I agree w/ blueprincesa...if you get too drunk, your girlfriends will be there coaching the porcelain goddess on the proper catching and flushing techniques. (hey, isn't that what are friends for?!)
aw, crap. Whitney Houston just popped into my head...make it stop! Flashbacks of 1987!
ask xena's unique bum verbatim
too drunk = no fun
it's an art form, really - getting to that point where you're as drunk as you can get without feeling sick
Hey Groovy Mama. Just wanted to say hi from ICG Town. Missed visiting you. ;)
Steph
come back
Okay, Steph! Where are you? It's been days since your last post and I'm dying to hear about your night out. Hurry up and type.
are you still trashed??
that's quite a weekend
LOL, that place is hilarious!
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