More On Peeing

So, Scott and I were talking about my Blog and I showed him what I wrote about his peeing habits. Twenty minutes later, I'm at the computer, and he goes into the bathroom, pees like a drop, and then FLUSH. Then you know what he said?

"I did that on purpose."

Clown. I can't wait to tell him about the fecal matter that shoots up in his face every time he flushes! Hee hee hee.