"I Gave You Life!"

This morning was the first time I got to use that line, and I said it in a god-like tone to Ajer-Bajer. I GAAAAVE YOU LIFE!

His response:
I know, I know. It's a good thing I didn't come out of your *youknowwhat* or else I would have been covered in pee. (c-section baby)

I said, "Well, that is the natural way, and if you came out that way, then you would have been covered in pee, and poop and blood, and it's the most beautiful thing in the world. Now go to school."

It's only 7:40 a.m.